Thursday, May 7, 2009

Craig's List funnies, You have to read the whole listing.

I saw this on Craig's List today. I thought it was pretty funny. Without anything better to share, I give you the add.

*stupidly huge tire*(this was the title in the free section)



FREE really big worn out tire off a tractor/back hoe/digging thing. my friend was threatening to take it to grow tomatoes in but that never happened. this monster piece of rubber is just about 4 & 1/2 feet tall and bears the words "Armstrong Industrial Tractor Lug 18.4x28". i can deliver this stupidly huge tire for you to use for your own joy & satisfaction IF you are close to trent & between pines & downtown. i can deliver farther if you are willing to toss a few $ my way for gas.

exceptions to this free offer include little old ladies on public assistance who want to climb inside aforementioned stupidly huge tire & ride it down a hill as part of some crazy bucket "go out with a bang" wish - OR - if you have one of those trucks with the set of fake testicles hanging off the hitch - you can't have this stupidly huge tire... you already have enough stupidity in your life.

  • Location: just north of Forker & Bigelow Gulch
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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{smiles}

14 comments:

LKP said...

that ad is RIGHT up my alley! but i was thinking it might be a fun ride off palouse or niagra falls! thanks for the grin! =0)

Cindy Brinkerhoff said...

This is so funny Heidi! I have a couple of 'Stupidly huge tires " of my own already!

dani said...

bahahahahaaaa!!!
much love,
dani xxxx

SuzanSayz said...

Wow, I'm truly impressed. It makes me wish I had some really silly thing to get rid of, so I could write my own ad.

Yarn Princess said...

Fill it with dirt, plant the right stuff, and you could feed a family of four! I almost wish I had a few! :)

Terri said...

Now that is funny! I love reading Craigslist!

David said...

i've never looked at craigslist. all i ever hear about it is prostitution and murder. lol

Kelly said...

I can see somebody desperate to one up this with their own stupidly huge tire. Y'know, to prove their yard is in just as much yokel branded disarray as the best of them.

Jones Crew said...

ok that was FUNNY!!!!! Love checking your blog and thanks for always checking and commenting on mine!!!

LKP said...

hey, maybe that stupidly huge tire's still up for grabs! saw a cool idea yesterday, and you MIGHT want to consider it. older fellow (family friend of a million years) offered us some raspberry starts so we went over to get them. while there i had him give me a tour of his always-rockin' garden. turned a corner and THERE was this incredibly brilliant idea (which you can customize with previously discussed stupidly huge tire): an old enormous watering trough STUFFED FULL of a strawberry patch!!! i asked him about the idea, and he said he filled it pretty much almost full of dirt and then planted the strawberry plants, that way he doesn't have to bend over/down to harvest the berries! GENIUS!!!! so maybe, if you were hankerin for a strawberry patch, you've found a gold mine! =) ...think about it...and then you'll have a fantastic, comedic story about how your strawberry patch came to be! =0)

Amy J. said...

That is too funny. I bet someone actually responds to this add and puts it in their backyard for the kids to play in!

Lisa said...

Oh my goodness! How did I miss this post?! So funny!

David said...

new post?

Jenne said...

Wow, that is awesome!! Hilarious, thanks for sharing.
Do you ever come our way anymore??